Western Haikus
Wednesday, January 21st 2026

my two left feet
came to the climbing gym
with me tonight

Asuguo

Monday, January 19th 2026

the 7 warm minutes
are over
for today

Asuguo

Sunday, January 4th 2026

the hoptimist
worked
fine

Asuguo

Tuesday, December 30th 2025

he's old, fat
and asthmatic
what was he thinking

Asuguo

Tuesday, December 23rd 2025

the disadvantage
of being related
to the choir

Dillo Fenderson

Monday, December 15th 2025

can i
hit my toe
on a shadow?

Asuguo

Sunday, December 14th 2025

unnecessarily
complicated
is today’s theme

Asuguo

fast becomes an illusion
when you need a file
to put in a screw

Asuguo

Wednesday, December 10th 2025

reducing
the number of colors
from three to two

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, December 7th 2025

most doors
can be opened by
waiting long enough

Dillo Fenderson