the
internet
lies?

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for the spanish
i look french, for the rest
of the world irish

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if a drop falls down
the
umbrellas come out

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bekommt ausser mir
noch jemand eine blase
vom barfuß laufen?

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6000km
just to add
a 'rico'

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i have
a short and a long
side

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the distance between
two stationary objects
fluctuates over time

Dillo Fenderson

the most common answer
to 'hablas ingles' is
'no' and a wry smile

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Einem geschenkten Gutschein
schaut man nicht
auf das Adressschild.

Dillo Fenderson

the next hot thing
after the man bun
is the dog bun

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