Sunday, January 7th 2018

being older than dylan
is one thing, but
being older than a volcano?

Asuguo

Saturday, January 6th 2018

those dead are
behind every door
these days

Asuguo

Wednesday, January 3rd 2018

the whole banking system is a joke
and those lending their money
to the banks are the punchline

Asuguo

this takes
not watching ads
to a whole new level

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, January 2nd 2018

I couldn't find it
because it hasn't
been released yet

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, December 31st 2017

you would think that by now
clocks have a accuracy
higher than nine hours

Dillo Fenderson

the first seven days
of January 2018
are already over

Dillo Fenderson

she makes
a really good argument
for selling my Mac

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, December 30th 2017

i was mocking the guy
who discovered the
paper version of y2k

Asuguo

i want to have to leave
the phone on the floor and be
watched while in the shower

Asuguo