don't eat
the couch
you're sleeping on

Dillo Fenderson

too true
to be
funny

Dillo Fenderson

they're bored
or have too
few plates

Dillo Fenderson

Ich kann schließlich
nicht alles können
was alle können

Dillo Fenderson

everybody
its
sick

Dillo Fenderson

are hex sudokus
with hexagons
or in hexadecimal

Dillo Fenderson

eine
Knolle
Zehblauch

Dillo Fenderson

i sleep like a baby
and
rise like the dead

Asuguo

the spammer
hung up
on me

Asuguo

if you don't know
which amount is correct
simply add them

Dillo Fenderson