Ein Handtuch
mit der Saugkraft
eines Plastiksackerls

Dillo Fenderson

clearly the Turks
never reached
the Netherlands

Dillo Fenderson

don't look for anything
that looks like what
you would expect

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the air conditioner
ran out of
coldness

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don't pet a cat
while holding
a piece of sausage

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i felt like forest gump
and then
there was the hillclimb

Asuguo

after successfully killing
bugs he feels ready to move
on to hunting birds

Asuguo

shit
eating
pets

Mrs. Bigglesworth

I need a bike
that's robust enough
for my riding style

Dillo Fenderson

too late
for a
Darwin award

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