they aren't equipped
to handle more than
three visitors at once

Dillo Fenderson

friendly reminder
to myself:
don't drink tea!

Asuguo

a hot shower
is every bit as wonderful
as i remembered it

Asuguo

you can lead your bowels
to the restroom
but you can't make'em defecate

Asuguo

indoor pools on a rainy day
are as desired as a
new iPhone on launch day

Dillo Fenderson

der meiste
Regen kommt
von vorne

Dillo Fenderson

a shower that disperses
an appropriate amount
of water is a surprise

Dillo Fenderson

i sometimes get the feeling
germans make up
80% of the world's population

Asuguo

stinkmorcheln
haben das zeug
zum zombiepenis

Asuguo

the last ice age
left all those stones for me
to play on them

Asuguo