if you continue to refuse
making turns you won't
reach your destination

Dillo Fenderson

it's more acceptable to close
a bridge to pokemon-go players
than a lane for a bike lane

Asuguo

the baggage drop off
is a plea against
population growth

Asuguo

he's as annoying
as a mosquito
you aren't allowed to kill

Asuguo

this cheese
is 100%
gene free

Dillo Fenderson

cutting the river
out of the
water cycle

Dillo Fenderson

every lamp has a plug
and every plug
has a switch

Dillo Fenderson

this stone garden
is decidedly
un-zen

Dillo Fenderson

i don't understand
why people think i give a fuck
so often

Asuguo

all you can eat
can be pretty little
if you have taste buds

Dillo Fenderson