Saturday, July 9th 2016

people warn their kids
way too often about
things not being safe

Asuguo

the great ape thinks:
fuck evolution, i'm in
no way related to humans

Asuguo

the impossible task
of not checking your phone
every 15 minutes

Asuguo

everybody seems
to be lawyer, doctor
or architect these days

Asuguo

the universe
hates me
gardenig

Mrs. Bigglesworth

this was the
perfect warm up for
springsteen

Asuguo

that it doesn't exist
might explain why
Google can't find it

Dillo Fenderson

Friday, July 8th 2016

with an intruder in the house
she takes a shower
but doesn't get dressed

Dillo Fenderson

pizza
would have been
preferable

Dillo Fenderson

at what times do i
normally work out?
every two years

Asuguo