the 'having a dog and
a cat' thing is so much
better than tv

Mrs. Bigglesworth

a bold head
saves shampoo but
feels darn cold

Mrs. Bigglesworth

nach der sonnenwende
kann man die sonne
endlich von hinten sehen

Mrs. Bigglesworth

never
lose
patience

Dillo Fenderson

this is not
the droid my phone
is looking for

Dillo Fenderson

I am not
a video game
protagonist

Dillo Fenderson

i'm a spectator
to a circus with an
all clown ensemble

Asuguo

my own shadow from
the nightstand lamp looks
like an alien attack

Mrs. Bigglesworth

smoking is
only allowed in marked
spooky areas

Asuguo

nineteen is the
empty space between
eighteen and twenty

Dillo Fenderson