there are no news
and that's probably
a good thing

Dillo Fenderson

spammers
wish you
a merry Christmas

Dillo Fenderson

shopping is a burden
not a past time activity.
or maybe that's just me?

Asuguo

i went from being happy, to
being sad, to being happy again
for not having a ticket

Asuguo

let's not be a coward
and eat
at chipotle today

Asuguo

i easily saw all 8 million
new yorker, but only a single one
of the 2 million rats

Asuguo

in new york
starbucks suddenly seems
reasonably priced

Asuguo

so much machines
are doing things for me
but the house is still a mess

Mrs. Bigglesworth

craft beer is the 'organic'
label for beer to sell the
same for a higher price

Asuguo

toms river makes
al pacino
a lot more plausibel

Asuguo