Tuesday, September 15th 2015

mission impossible style
coffee grabbing
madness

Asuguo

Monday, September 14th 2015

promise them sunshine
and give them rain
and they completely lose it

Asuguo

the decline in correct grammar usage
lowers the bar for spam
to pass the Turing test

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, September 13th 2015

pferde
scheisse
slalom

Asuguo

if it has a back rest
it cannot be
made of wood

Dillo Fenderson

if you want something sweetened
that tastes like red bull
your options are somewhat limited

Asuguo

Saturday, September 12th 2015

mental
reaction time
deficit

Asuguo

soundless
greetings
welcome

Asuguo

i don't use
auto correct, all my typos
are genuine

Asuguo

I helped
the mouse
escape

Dillo Fenderson