Google never thought
someone could get 10,000
followers on Google+

Dillo Fenderson

"grains, grains, grains!"
the chorus of
vegetarian zombies

Asuguo

my car can
easily be seen
from space

Asuguo

i awoke
to the sound
of rain

Asuguo

i would have a few
complaints regarding
to the intelligent designer

Mrs. Bigglesworth

pets are an extreme form
of self-punishment.
or maybe it's just my pet?

Asuguo

vom klo aus
gehört, klingt alles
viel schlimmer

Asuguo

i changed my route
in order
to stay alive

Asuguo

if my monthly payment was zero
and now it's been lowered,
how much do I get?

Dillo Fenderson

greeting
the same person twice
can be quite a shock

Dillo Fenderson