in the colossal fight
man versus chair
the chair won by TKO

Asuguo

if i have to chose
between anything and mountain biking
i always chose mountain biking

Asuguo

oh
namenlose
pein!

Asuguo

the inevitable question before
getting on the bike: what will those
morons have in store for me today?

Asuguo

wir stehen
am grab der
deutschen sprache

Asuguo

i'm not sure
i can do this
but i know i can try

Asuguo

beweg dein oarsch schneller,
geh heut zum hoarschneider.
besser es is moarsch werner.

Asuguo

all things low on sugar
slowly disappear
from supermarket shelves

Asuguo

the legs working overtime against
the gravitational pull of a fall
can hardly be called running

Asuguo

are more people wearing
new york shirts? or am i
just one-sidedly attentative?

Asuguo