Saturday, February 22nd 2020
a nation
of
men
Friday, February 21st 2020
i have a healthy immune system
she says and blows her nose
louder than a herd of elephants
she had
a turkey between
her legs
Sunday, February 16th 2020
antarctica
is only two degrees cooler
than egypt
Saturday, February 15th 2020
running
is like
having dogs
Thursday, February 13th 2020
spiders
need
phone numbers
Wednesday, February 12th 2020
hail
hurts,
period
average gear
meets
extremely bad weather
Tuesday, February 11th 2020
in deutschland
geht die sonne
nicht auf
Monday, February 10th 2020
my arm can’t
prevent planes from crashing
but it can go numb