Asuguo
Friday, January 12th 2018

they play
elevator music
in the restrooms

Asuguo

i never thought
i could hate someone
so fervently

Asuguo

Thursday, January 11th 2018

i can’t see
the people
for the morons

Asuguo

Tuesday, January 9th 2018

when the coffee is served
by a ghoul, what kind
of guests do i actually expect?

Asuguo

the asian way
to make yourself seen
is sending a text

Asuguo

Sunday, January 7th 2018

being older than dylan
is one thing, but
being older than a volcano?

Asuguo

Saturday, January 6th 2018

those dead are
behind every door
these days

Asuguo

Wednesday, January 3rd 2018

the whole banking system is a joke
and those lending their money
to the banks are the punchline

Asuguo

Saturday, December 30th 2017

i was mocking the guy
who discovered the
paper version of y2k

Asuguo

i want to have to leave
the phone on the floor and be
watched while in the shower

Asuguo