the fastest route
from paris to cadiz
is over vienna

Asuguo

breakfast
of
champions

Asuguo

icebergs
made of
clouds

Asuguo

'your flight was canceled' is pretty
high on the list of things i don't wanna
read first thing in the morning

Asuguo

inside the austrian building
it looks like a factory
for christmas dwarfs

Asuguo

the league of morons
has a
persian CEO

Asuguo

sweaty fingers
are
hard to scan

Asuguo

it rains
on my last sunday
in europe

Asuguo

nobody warned me
that
today is leg day

Asuguo

i killed many a mosquito
but there are
still too many left

Asuguo