a big round of applause
for the lady
without brains

Asuguo

i wanted to turn off
the lights, then i realized
it was daytime

Asuguo

she can't see me,
for she sees someone
who doesn't exist

Asuguo

my new climbing partners
ability to climb 8c, 8c+
is totally inspiring

Asuguo

he's a nonstop haiku machine
and i can't even think
of a single one

Asuguo

i summoned the rain gods
by going out with the bike;
they answered with rain

Asuguo

washing away
water with water,
i feel kinda weird

Asuguo

wearing my own fake identity
i detected a lie, which only had a
1:50.000 chance of exposure

Asuguo

my sunglasses
have more features
than my car

Asuguo

the mosquitoes
are big as birds
this year

Asuguo