some drivers really
go the extra mile to cut
cyclists off in traffic

Asuguo

whiskas proofs that
for cats food hasn't to be
a feast for the eye

Asuguo

those obviously mentally
not fit to operate a vehicle
become taxi drivers

Asuguo

driving home
i realized that
i met a hero today

Asuguo

his head would
look so in perfect place
severed from his body

Asuguo

the smartest thing
to do is the least
i wanna do

Asuguo

i'm here
but i haven't
come back at all

Asuguo

viennese drivers
don't pretend, they are
genuine assholes

Asuguo

big cars
are a substitute
for a brain

Asuguo

vienna celebrates
its idiots and lets
them all run free

Asuguo