the water in the shower
never gets warm, in the sink
it never gets cold

Asuguo

there’s absolutely
no use in arguing
with a full bladder

Asuguo

why pay so much
to be
this miserable?

Asuguo

they produce movies
just to have short clips
between the ads

Asuguo

i can eat from
taco bell without
getting sick

Asuguo

i
am
awesome

Asuguo

a bull kicked his forehead in
but he still has
that supermodel butt

Asuguo

wreck diving is like
visiting a lost place under water
in the presence of a shark

Asuguo

some lines put
the supermarket lines before
holidays to shame

Asuguo

dann bestelle ich
es halt
bei amazon

Asuguo