Dillo Fenderson
Sunday, June 14th 2026

I'm bad
at avoiding
spoilers

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, June 13th 2026

without excuse
I now have to
make a decision

Dillo Fenderson

Friday, June 12th 2026

that were
two percent
well spent

Dillo Fenderson

Monday, May 25th 2026

is the chair telling me
that it is too old
or that I'm too heavy

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, May 12th 2026

I can no longer
say that I was
never there

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, May 2nd 2026

one of these days
I'll hire a chemist
to produce H₃O

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, April 21st 2026

congratulations
you caught
the grass

Dillo Fenderson

Friday, April 17th 2026

is
blood
vegetarian

Dillo Fenderson

Monday, April 6th 2026

we
made her
week

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, April 5th 2026

according to
Sherlock Holmes
we"re all drunks

Dillo Fenderson