Saturday, May 31st 2014
bring a water bottle
and the kids
won't get thirsty
Friday, May 30th 2014
deaf
dumb
and blind
it's not my muscles
but my eardrums
that make me break
Thursday, May 29th 2014
Wir müssen gar nicht
Roller fahren, nur ein bißchen
Trampolin hüpfen
Wednesday, May 28th 2014
clearly he's the villain:
he smokes indoors
and destroys iPhones
it is possible
to look even worse
than a Smart
Tuesday, May 27th 2014
why not kill the boss
one of the first three
chances she had?
Friday, May 23rd 2014
suddenly I'm deaf
which must mean
the break's over
a year's break
makes the bad music
no less annoying
a shorter trip
doesn't mean
we'll finish early