there are only
two ways the past
could have gone

Dillo Fenderson

you agree that we might
use your bug report
to improve our software

Dillo Fenderson

the TV doesn't care
that nobody
is watching

Dillo Fenderson

I'm sorry I interrupted
your complaints
with explanations

Dillo Fenderson

hiding the radio's
off button
is just mean

Dillo Fenderson

reality answered
my question faster
than the internet

Dillo Fenderson

sounds like
today I can skip
watering the lawn

Dillo Fenderson

don't make plans
intending to
execute them

Dillo Fenderson

writing poetry
should require
a license

Dillo Fenderson

you are always
alone before
the big mother

Dillo Fenderson