Tuesday, April 30th 2019
if the movie were as confusing
as these spoilers are
it might actually be good
Thursday, April 25th 2019
your vocabulary
is way
too small
Monday, April 22nd 2019
straws were invented
to help hide
dirty throats
Monday, April 15th 2019
don't be alarmed
by the pain
everything is fine
Wednesday, April 10th 2019
I'm sorry
I turned on
the sprinkler
Wednesday, April 3rd 2019
I think I preder
toothache to
earache
Monday, April 1st 2019
a decades old joke
is still part of my
active vocabulary