Wednesday, March 20th 2024
that's a first:
customs
are reasonable
Tuesday, March 12th 2024
see nothing
hear nothing
smell nothing
Monday, March 11th 2024
messages
take an hour
to write
Tuesday, March 5th 2024
why does
my toe
hurt now
Saturday, March 2nd 2024
like usual
it makes more sense
but is less entertaining
Friday, March 1st 2024
there's only
one business day
per week
Sunday, February 25th 2024
which
weekday
is a cat
Friday, February 23rd 2024
the best place
to get explosives
is the scrapyard
Thursday, February 22nd 2024
nothing I do
is ever
perfect enough
Tuesday, February 20th 2024
the weather
says it's
April