Monday, September 22nd 2025
I didn't find
the screw because
I didn't loose it
Saturday, September 20th 2025
stop parking
in the middle
of the road
Saturday, September 6th 2025
regrettably you can't
put real live conversations
into 1.5x speed
Sunday, August 31st 2025
had I gone swimming
I would have earned
Danish citizenship
Saturday, August 30th 2025
he doesn't care that
the menu is missing
most main dishes
I'm not
a good
guard dog
Thursday, August 28th 2025
nightswimmers
pay respect by
ignoring each other
it's almost impossible
to get a single space
between words
Monday after next
is not before
this Friday
it only
rotates
sometimes