Sunday, August 31st 2025
had I gone swimming
I would have earned
Danish citizenship
Saturday, August 30th 2025
he doesn't care that
the menu is missing
most main dishes
I'm not
a good
guard dog
Thursday, August 28th 2025
nightswimmers
pay respect by
ignoring each other
it's almost impossible
to get a single space
between words
Monday after next
is not before
this Friday
it only
rotates
sometimes
Wednesday, August 27th 2025
teenagers are
far crazier
than the kids
Tuesday, August 26th 2025
I'll never
get to
eat noodles
now I'm glad
I bought that
useless gadget