fairytales
make even less sense
when summarized

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best
sign
ever

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you're so fucking smart
and everybody else
is so fucking dumb

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obviously
we are not
Danish

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nowhere
is safe from
the French

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the beach
lady bugs go
to get buried

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Baltic Sea in August
Is warmer than
Atlantic in March

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the tunnel is unstable
let's leave our hard hats
in a secure location

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tourists
are
stupid

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rain can't hit you
when you are
in free fall

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