Monday, April 6th 2026
we
made her
week
Sunday, April 5th 2026
according to
Sherlock Holmes
we"re all drunks
Friday, April 3rd 2026
jackets
are like
umbrellas
Sunday, March 29th 2026
she bought three
plastic bottles to avoid
buying plastic bottles
Saturday, March 21st 2026
shouldn't have
asked if it was
gonna rain
Wednesday, March 18th 2026
it was
not the
winter
Sunday, March 15th 2026
shown up
by her owner's
climbing skills
Saturday, March 14th 2026
you can
throw it
like a bow
Thursday, March 5th 2026
how often can
the same bomb
explore
Tuesday, March 3rd 2026
resetting everything
is a strange way
to fix things