Dillo Fenderson
Monday, May 19th 2014

big business software
everyone using it long
is made stupid by it

Dillo Fenderson

Google never thought
someone could get 10,000
followers on Google+

Dillo Fenderson

Wednesday, May 14th 2014

if my monthly payment was zero
and now it's been lowered,
how much do I get?

Dillo Fenderson

greeting
the same person twice
can be quite a shock

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, May 13th 2014

instead of Friday
now everything
happens on Tuesdays

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, May 10th 2014

whatever I do
all I get
is being yelled at

Dillo Fenderson

Thursday, May 8th 2014

he needs two forks
to eat both cakes
with his fingers

Dillo Fenderson

Willkommen
im Klub der
alten Säcke

Dillo Fenderson

there are no cats
but that doesn't mean
I get to sleep

Dillo Fenderson

Wednesday, May 7th 2014

is staying up late
and complaining about everything
related somehow?

Dillo Fenderson