Wednesday, December 31st 2014
pre-holiday
war zone
supermarket
i ain't dumb and i ain't blind
but that doesn't mean
i can't drive a car sometimes
a thousand ways
and most of the time
none of them work
Tuesday, December 30th 2014
later this year
is hard to believe
on December 30th
alle mir nach,
ich folge
euch!
Monday, December 29th 2014
after years of penetrating the
wrong hole the child was conceived
through wrong ass-wipe technique
all of December
only has
seven work days
Saturday, December 27th 2014
the nose strongly
disagrees with the
consumption of kale
every day
begins with
a sunrise
Friday, December 26th 2014
my thumb is so cold
it hurts
when i shift gears