Sunday, December 27th 2015
narrowly
I avoided
being Jason
Saturday, December 26th 2015
they'll all have choked
before the steak
is done
Thursday, December 24th 2015
if dog hair and
fleece clothes meet
they'll become BFF's
Wednesday, December 23rd 2015
in her world
banks still have something called
customer service
the 'having a dog and
a cat' thing is so much
better than tv
a bold head
saves shampoo but
feels darn cold
nach der sonnenwende
kann man die sonne
endlich von hinten sehen
never
lose
patience
this is not
the droid my phone
is looking for
Tuesday, December 22nd 2015
I am not
a video game
protagonist