Sunday, December 31st 2017
you would think that by now
clocks have a accuracy
higher than nine hours
the first seven days
of January 2018
are already over
she makes
a really good argument
for selling my Mac
Saturday, December 30th 2017
i was mocking the guy
who discovered the
paper version of y2k
i want to have to leave
the phone on the floor and be
watched while in the shower
Friday, December 29th 2017
everything turns
untraceable at the
turning of the year
Wednesday, December 27th 2017
Ein Taschendieb
hat meine hintere
Hosentasche gestohlen.
mich
beißt
ein Einhorn
Friday, December 22nd 2017
my packages
seem to be
hibernating
Sunday, December 17th 2017
it must be colder
inside the cars
than outside