you would think that by now
clocks have a accuracy
higher than nine hours

Dillo Fenderson

the first seven days
of January 2018
are already over

Dillo Fenderson

she makes
a really good argument
for selling my Mac

Dillo Fenderson

i was mocking the guy
who discovered the
paper version of y2k

Asuguo

i want to have to leave
the phone on the floor and be
watched while in the shower

Asuguo

everything turns
untraceable at the
turning of the year

Asuguo

Ein Taschendieb
hat meine hintere
Hosentasche gestohlen.

Dillo Fenderson

mich
beißt
ein Einhorn

Dillo Fenderson

my packages
seem to be
hibernating

Dillo Fenderson

it must be colder
inside the cars
than outside

Asuguo