Saturday, March 18th 2017
 
everybody
is
messi
adios lluvia,
hola sol y playa
y gentes
marc anthony 
doesn't prepare you
for everyday spanish
a gate change
is comparable to a
canceled flight
Friday, March 17th 2017
 
the world is not flat
or round, it's square but that 
won't bring me down
kein hirn
kein
kopfweh!
don't let
the Swiss
choose names
Thursday, March 16th 2017
 
Selbstironischer Spam:
``Sie suchen einen
"billigen" Kredit?''
Tuesday, March 14th 2017
 
him chewing gum is
like a car accident, 
hard to look away
no
means no,
or no'ish